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irishduck:

I can rap all of Anaconda, but can’t remember the stuff for a test…

jeffrothehomo:

On the phone with the bay

fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

littlegracenote:

where can i buy this

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
    ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

dopematters:

Nailed it!

dutchster:

i wanna do a flash mob with tons of puppies but they’ll probably forget every single move and i’ll try to get angry with them but they’re all just so damn adorable

liveloveexterminate:

hellabitcoins:

who tryna get they ass ate

my anaconda do

dutchster:

m’lady

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officialtobio:

officialtobio:

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

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happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time